I'm that weird girl that sits inside all day taking pictures of her shoes.

Dear Doctor Marten,

I have recently become aware of the outrageous price of your delightful shoes. If I may, I would like to propose to you a recent discovery that has arisen in my knowledge.

Here is a pair of your overpriced shoesies.

photo courtesy of http://www.drmartens.com/
The price? 120 junior bacon-cheeseburgers!!

Or in other words, for you non-peasant folk that only understand things by using cartoon facial expressions,

photo courtesy of open salon.com
Enough said.

I recently came across a bargain on such a similar shoe that I almost had a heart attack. Like, really, I should get the recessionista award of the century....that amazing.
I found these babies for....

$12.76!

Or, in other not-words for you not-peasant folk that only understand things by using cartoon facial expressions,

photo courtesy of Miss Retro Modern

(Just pretend that the tide boxes are shoe boxes.)

Finally!! My tight-waddiness is finally coming to good use!! THE PRACTICALITY!! OH, THE PRACTICALITY..

I would like to have you notice that you have lost one of your once-loyal customers. Muaha!

Sincerely,

Lexi Vivienne.

(P.S.: blogger is not letting me post pictures of my converse boots. Karma from not shutting down the computer properly so many times? Probably.)