Tracy Feith, orthodontics, and other such things.

I wore a Tracy Feith dress today.

I am changing back to left-aligned posts.

I went to the orthodontist.

I taught a druggie how to sew.

I solved world hunger.

I wrote an award-winning novel about Platupuses.

I made an auto-tune song about butcher shops on my "brother's" i-tod.

I cured cancer.... on accident.

Goodbye.